What consulting is really about...

The Obfuscatory Counsel Council -- Who we are, what we do

You know your business, your company, your industry far better than any consultant does.  (If you don’t, then Heaven help you…).  So why would you want an outsider to tell you what to do?  You really don’t want that, do you?  What you actually want and need is the little bit of added credibility that comes from having a knowledgeable, respected third party reach the same conclusions you did, and endorse the course of action which you’ve already selected.

Is your board demanding third party validation of an ill-conceived acquisition, a misguided new strategy, or a doomed-from-the-start merger?  No matter what you’re planning (so long as it isn’t illegal, unethical or immoral), we can help.

Other consultants like M¢Kin$ey or Bo$ton Con$ulting Group charge you hundreds of thousands of dollars just to ask you questions, listen to your answers, and then sell you a fancy PowerPoint deck containing what you told them.  We can do that too, but we’re faster and much cheaper.

We can provide expert supporting opinions which ratify what you already plan to do, without all the wasted time involved in pretending to form an independent view.  You know what you want to do – so let us help you get the green light and get moving!

If you provide us with a description of your plans, as well as a reasonably detailed set of supporting arguments, we can turn it around in 48 hours or less.  If you need us to actually think up some possible justification, that takes longer (and costs more).

The Obfuscatory Counsel Council — the rubber stamp that conveys an imprimatur of legitimacy.

The Obfuscatory Counsel Council -- here to help

Obfuscatory (ob-fuhs´-ca-tory):   obscure, confusing, bewildering or stupefying

Counsel (koun’-suhl):   advice, opinion, instruction or consultation

Council (koun’-suhl):   a body of persons specially selected to act in an advisory capacity

The Obfuscatory Counsel Council includes seasoned professionals with a wide range of academic credentials and career experiences.  We certainly have someone who is able – and more than willing – to ratify the decision you’ve already made.  Contact us:  we’re fast, we’re cheap, and we’re easy.